Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo
Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo

Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
This Beastly Tapered dildo comes from the dark depths of the deep sea. With a tapered, tentacle like design, the nubs are lined along the base of the shaft for your pleasure. The wide base has a suction cup base for hands-free, easy riding. It can also be used with a strap-on harness for pegging play. Made of phthalate-free, premium silicone it is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricant.

This deep sea beast has been lurking in the darkness for eons and was awoken to your carnal desire. Creeping through the wet sewers of the city, it has found a way to crawl into your bed and begins to wrap its tentacles around your body. Each tentacle begins to wrap around you as you quiver in fear and desire until it plunges its phallic tentacle into your holes! Whether you are the recipient of this Cthulhu-like creature, or you are the one delivering each deviant thrust while wearing a strapon, let your imagination run wild with this fantasy phallus!

After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

Measurements: Overall length: 8.25 inches, Insertable length: 7 inches, Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.7 inches, Widest insertable diameter: 3 inches

Materials: Silicone

Color: Silver, Black

Note: Use only with water based lubricant.

Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: The tapered tentacle of this cephalopod penis textured with bumps and has a fat, wide base. The metallic silver dildo ends in a soft, round head for easy insertion but widens towards the base for stretching. Put a costume together or use your imagination and play out your favorite fantasy scene!
  • Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
  • Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you or a partner can wear the dildo and bring the fantasy fully to life!
  • Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.