Creature Cocks Cocktopus Silicone Keychain
Creature Cocks Cocktopus Silicone Keychain

Creature Cocks Cocktopus Silicone Keychain

Regular price $20.99
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Life's Little Pleasures helps adults shop for intimate wellness, lingerie, lubricants, couples products, personal care, and pleasure essentials with discreet service and a privacy-first boutique experience.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only. You're floating in the open water. It's a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could've been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You're transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside… Measurements: Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches Materials: Silicone, metal Color: Blue Note: For novelty use only.